How to Fly Me to You

When you're ready to take the plunge, here is the nitty-gritty for an FMTY within North America. International travel beyond Mexico, Canada, and the Caribbean requires a 24-hour date and business class travel.

Bespoke travel

Philadelphia, King of Prussia, Lehigh Valley: Book two hours (2000) or longer, plus 500 for travel and lodging.

Boston, Chicago, DC, Florida, Georgia, New Orleans, Pittsburgh, Tennessee, the Carolinas, and Toronto: Book a Lunch or Dinner date (4 hours, 3000) or longer, plus a bespoke amount for business class travel and two nights’ accommodation.

Texas, the Midwest, and Mexico: Book six hours or longer (3500), plus a bespoke amount for business class travel and two nights’ accommodation.

West Coast (US and Canada): Book either an overnight that includes some rest (14 hours) or an 8-hour date (5500), plus a bespoke amount for business class travel and two nights’ accommodation.

Sponsor a tour
Sponsor a tour to Atlanta, Boston, Charlotte, Chicago, DC, Detroit, Los Angeles, Nashville, Raleigh, or San Francisco by luring me to your town with a 6-hour proposal at least four weeks in advance. If I accept, you will prepay for your date and I will plan a tour.

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